Quotes from the Movie Eight Crazy Nights

Smell ya later, poopsicle.

Davey Stone

Oh I didn't do it for you...I did it for the ladies.

Davey Stone

I should stick you on a twig and roast you!

Davey Stone

Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think Im gonna (burping) BAAARF!

Davey Stone

Jelly jugs... the next time you come to my court, you better wear a bra, okay?

Davey Stone

And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear.

Davey Stone

JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!

Davey Stone

Good, your house sucks!

Davey Stone

Okay, thats it. Game over. Nobody wants to see an old man die. Fattys team loses because I want to see him cry again.

Davey Stone

Must be game time.

Davey Stone

Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight.

Davey Stone

No, let me do it right now. (puts both hands up to Whitey in a fist, and flips his middle finger on both) One. Two. Three. {Shot of Whitey, nodding} Four. Five. Six.

Davey Stone

That's a good look on you, but for health reasons, I should spray you off.

Davey Stone

That's a Game Boy, you idiot!

Davey Stone

Well, right now Im going to go for another restaurant record: longest burp.

Davey Stone